Bottoms up

Poor Jack has the worst diaper rash.

It's bright red and he screams every time we have to change his diaper.

Tomato sauce in his food recently? Check.
Increase in dairy products? Check.
Teething? Check.

So who knows what the cause is. Could be any of those. Could be all of those. Could be none of those. We're changing him as soon as we know he needs it and we're slathering on the diaper cream. We're even switched to the A&D ointment instead of the cream because it stays on better.

That's when you know we're serious because the ointment SMELLS y'all. He smells like medicine. Why is it the ointment stinks and the cream is nonscented?

All I know is that he keeps peeing on the floor because we have to let him run around without a diaper on.

This is what I have been reduced to discussing. The state of my kid's ass. My God I hope something interesting happens next week so I have something to talk about. Well, that is, other than the puddles on my hardwood floor.