And I shall call it, Master P

These are the things I talk about with my sister, Beth, over IM. We think we are hilarious.

Amy says: Look for a new and improved redesigned thesprengers.com coming to a computer near you soon
Beth says: oh jeez
Amy says: we are working on it now
Amy says: it's going to be cool
Beth says: with a picture of the CERVIX
Amy says: HA
Beth says: that would be great
Beth says: and the PLACENTA
Amy says: well no, but the Blob and Max and Luce will be on there
Amy says: YES
Amy says: I will post a photo of the placenta
Beth says: nice
Beth says: YES
Amy says: I can't wait to see it
Amy says: that's the only reason not to have a c-section
Amy says: just to see it
Beth says: I think that might be more exciting than the blob
Amy says: maybe I will call you in as I birth the placenta
Amy says: you can be there to share in that special moment
Beth says: what did you do this weekend
Beth says: well
Beth says: I delivered my sister's placenta
Beth says: you?
Amy says: you lift it high above your head
Amy says: like a trophy
Amy says: and carry it around the room
Beth says: I could hold it in the heisman pose
Amy says: and then throw open the balcony door and present it to the masses
Amy says: BEHOLD
Amy says: Beth
Amy says: I am naming it
Beth says: b/c clearly there will be masses collecting
Amy says: it shall be called
Amy says: Master P
Beth says: if you name it
Beth says: you own it
Beth says: YESSSSSSS
Amy says: Master P it is