Marketing genius

My sister, Beth, and I determined today that I should make T-shirts for women afflicted with the incompetency of the cervix.

A few ideas:

"I Have Incompetent Cervix -- Deal With It Motherfuckers"

"Rocking Cervical Incompetency Since 2005"

"I'm With the Incompetent Cervix" (Complete with an arrow pointing downward and diagonally toward the person next to you. See - fun for partners and/or friends!)

"My Cervix Dilated at 20 Weeks and All I Got Was This Stupid T-Shirt"

"Hard Rock Cervix" (with various city names)

"WWMCD" (What Would My Cervix Do)

"Future Mrs. Pre-Term Labor"

"Got Cervix?"

"Abercrombie & Cervix"

"Bedrest Bitch"

"FCUK My Cervix" (God, I do love me some French Connection UK)

"I (heart) My Cervix"