Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Party planning

With the impending birth of Girl Baby, I have been forced to get organized early on Jack's soon-to-be-here second birthday.

Oh my holy hell, my child is turning 2 in three weeks. How did that happen?

So I ordered the big gift (it's a Kettler tricycle! We could have paid our mortgage or gotten this trike; I told Josh defaulting is the new black!), it arrived today and I am so excited to give it to him I don't want to wait.

I also bought some of the smaller gifts last week, the same day I bought his Big Brother presents from us and the baby and his Little Sister present to give to the baby at the hospital.

An aside: if you've never taken your child to a toy store without a cart or a stroller, well then you've never lived. Also an aside: we went to the toy store that Angelina Jolie took her kids to when they were visiting Chicago. We're so cool.

That same day I purchased all the party paraphernalia that I could find with Elmo's mug on it and the invites were sent out this week. I am proud to say the only thing we'll need to take care of is getting cupcakes and pizza the day of the party.

Since I will likely be tired, fat and leaking milk, we decided to just host a small party for kids at our place. For 90 minutes, everyone can eat and drink and play and then everyone is getting the hell out at naptime. That's my kind of party.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

What Jack's up to at 23 months

There have been some great strides made in the world of Jack recently. I have been remiss in sharing them, so let's have us some bullet-y goodness.

* This week, he looked up at the sky while on a walk and said, "Plane?" And I said yes, that's where planes fly, up in the sky, but I did not see any right then. He thought about it for a second and said, "Daddy, go?" I almost jumped up and down. Yes! Daddy did go in a plane last week! The fact he remembered we talked about it a whole week before and that he used a pronoun/verb combo for the first time made me really proud.

* He has peed on the potty every day (except one) for the last 10 days. A few times, he's even gone twice. Although I have never personally witnessed the stream myself, I have taken reliable word for it.

* He is adding new words to his vocabulary in a fast and furious manner. While they are mostly still one syllable of a two-syllable word, it's a start. We're working more on him saying two syllables, in the hopes he will start catching on.

* He has a wicked skin reaction to strawberries. Last week, we started giving him freeze-dried strawberries as a snack because he won't eat any fruit other than applesauce. He loved them, of course, and then broke out in a horrid fit of eczema, the likes of which we have not seen since he had his milk intolerance this time last year. We deduced it was the same reaction his Grandpa gets when he eats too many strawberries, so perhaps this one runs in the family.

* He is getting more interested in the baby paraphernalia covering the house. He saw the bassinette all set up in our room and pointed to it and said, "Baby!" He's never seen one before this, so who knows where he learned that. But he's really into reading his book about a new baby coming home and kissing my belly. He also smacks the hell out of my belly with an evil grin on his face and has to be reminded to be very gentle with Mommy's belly and the baby.

* Our rule of doling out one Christmas gift per day has been going quite well. He doesn't get overwhelmed by too much stuff and it gives him something new each day. We're keeping the toy overload in the house at a minimum this way, by subtracting an old toy for the addition of a new one. Although we still have way too many toys, even after purging a ton of them to Grandma's house right before Christmas.

* He gets so excited when I put him in the car and tell him to climb into his carseat while I open the gate to the alley. By the time I turn around from getting it all situated, he has crawled in and is waiting for me to buckle him with a HUGE grin on his face. This is going to be so helpful when I have an infant seat to load up as well.

* The tantrums are starting to rear their ugly heads. Prime example: if he can't balance 37 pieces of Tupperware at once and carry them the 20 feet from the cabinet to the couch, he falls to pieces and laments his entire existence.

* He's totally into bags right now. He carries a cell phone and a little toy phone and a shape-sorter in an Elmo backpack and then loads various other items into my old Victoria's Secret shopping bags and carries those around too. He picks them up and says "bye" and then waves and announces he is going to "school" or to buy "cheese" with them. He walks around the kitchen island and then runs back to us with a huge smile on his face, waving and saying "Hi" and we welcome him back. It's hysterical. And played roughly 117 times a day.

Of course there are a million funny things I am forgetting, but just wanted to catch up on a few things off the top of my head.

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

2008 -- the year of the potty!

So I was all set to post about my husband traveling across the country to see his beloved Illini play in the Rose Bowl, WHEN I AM 36 WEEKS PREGNANT, but we had an outstanding and stupendous development here in Snarky World this afternoon.

Jack peed on the potty!

Last night we were giving him a bath and he started to pee. And then stop. And giggle. And then pee again. Again stop. And giggle. To the tune of about five times. I looked at Josh and said, "That little shit! He totally has bladder control and he's been holding out on us!"

So today when Grandma was changing his diaper, he said, "Pee?" So she ran him downstairs to the potty and he sat down and peed like a champ. I could hear her saying good job so I went in to investigate and there he was, peeing!

We made a HUUUUUUGE deal out of praising him and we let him pour it out into the toilet and flush (one of his favorite things, especially when Mommy is in the shower -- mmmm, chilly!) and he had the biggest the smile on his face. There were phone calls placed to the other Grandma and the Grandpas and his aunt and we even texted Daddy, who was appropriately excited all the way from Pasedena at halftime.

I of course know this means nothing in the grand scheme of potty training, but it was a huge first step. He's been sitting on the potty with no results for a good six months now, so I hope this will jump start a little progress. Of course this also ensures I will go into labor this week because he won't dare keep up the potty training with the baby in the house and all the good efforts will be for naught.

So tomorrow I shall regale you with the tale of my encouraging Josh to fly across the country when I am so close to popping this kid out. I will have plenty of time to post since I am laying around for the three days he is gone in the hopes of staving off any contractions and/or early labor.

Monday, December 31, 2007

Farewell 2007

What a crazy year this was. I'm not usually one to get all retrospective at New Year's, I'm more of a "look forward" kind of gal, but I am throwing caution to the wind this year.

Jack turned 1, I lost my job, I got pregnant, we started SnarkyBabies, Josh started a new project in Michigan, I got morning sickness, I stayed sick for the like the whole entire summer, I had a preventative cerclage placed, Josh was off the project in Michigan, we went to France, I was in the hospital with the flu and then it was the holidays. Look at that, 2007 summed up in less than 75 words.

As we get ready to usher in 2008, however, I find myself pretty excited. When people ask if I am excited about the baby coming, I usually reply, "No. I am terrified."

But truth be told, there is a little glimmer of excitement in there too. I can't wait to push her out and have her here and see Jack's face when he meets her. I think things will be all right, after a little adjustment period, and I am confident I will be able to handle motherhood squared.

So goodbye 2007, hello 2008!

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Merry Christmas

I know it's only two days late, but Merry Christmas to everyone! Jack enjoyed the holidays in Peoria, Chicago and Milwaukee and hauled home an insane amount of loot.


Mom, I know it's Christmas but I haven't even had my coffee yet.

Hope you all had a delightful Christmas and have a Happy New Year!

Friday, December 21, 2007

Ho ho NO!

We saw Tanta last week (that's Santa to all you non-Jack speakers) and, well, I will just let these pictures speak for themselves.


Daddy, that is so fake. That is not a real tree. I am not an idiot.


Oh boy, this is great! They have singing bears!


Pay no attention to the sign directing children not to sit on the exhibit.


Since when do elves wear sequined hats? I guess since Marshall Fields switched to Macy's. Lame.


Well howdy Santa. I have heard lots about you.


NO! What the hell is this? Get me outta here. I am turning to jelly and slithering out of his arms, that should work.


I'll just be over here, keeping my distance.


Check out this stuffed dog, Santa. I will show it to you.


What the hell is this? I said NO. Get away Mommy. You suck.


I don't want any presents. Leave me alone!

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Double your pleasure

The doctor found not a single, but a double ear infection in Jack this morning. You could have knocked me over with that diagnosis. He wasn't pulling on his ears, he wasn't screaming in the middle of the night.

He woke at 8:45 this morning -- a sure tipoff he is ill -- and I am pretty sure it is the sickest I have ever seen this poor little boy. He was lethargic and coughed all night and his nose was running a disgusting amount and he just looked sick. Poor kid was up every hour during the night and I just felt so bad for him.

Thankfully we got in this morning and we were on our merry way with prescriptions for a once-a-day antibiotic and ear drops in no time at all. As an aside, how awesome is a one-dose-per-day medicine? No remembering the doses, no waking a sleeping child, no coercing them to swallow several times per day. I think all medication should henceforth be dispensed in this manner.

Anyway.

Doc says Jack should be back to normal in 48 hours and I am thrilled it's something non-communicable to the pregnant Mommy. Although I am sure I will find a way to catch an ear infection.